Thread: Make Farm and Food Policy Meet the Needs of All Americans
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Old 04-21-2007, 05:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Dear Dept. of Agriculture,

I understand you pay farmers to not raise cows. I would like to apply to not grow cows too. I won't grow 10,000 cows. Please pay me accordingly.
I understand you pay farmers to not grow crops. I will not need to grow corn, too feed the cows I am not raising, so I would also like to apply to not grow crops. I am not sure how many crops I will need to not grow, as I have never officially not raised cows. However, I think I will not need to grow 100,000 acres.
Please start sending me money as soon as you can because I am currently not engaged in raising cows or growing crops to not feed the cows.

Thank you. tyreay
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