Two little kids are sitting in a playground one says to another:

You know what a zombie is?
No, what is a zombie?
Well when you die they say some voodoo witch doctor can put a spell on you and you will come back alive but still looking dead.
Wow, thats horriable.
Yeah it is, you come back to life with no brain activity, no eye movement, no will what so ever of your own, and just mumbling speech.
Geez.........



..........So they are like Demorcrats arent they?