"I believe there is a man who thinks president Bush is a reptilian alien."

Yeah, I heard him on the Art Bell show one night, I about busted my gut laughing.

As far as "white people," well, I'm caucasian, but I never really thought of myself as "white." When I think of "white" people.. I think of a family in a minivan or SUV -- with a son named Colter, a daughter named Brittney, a dog named Ruffy -- cruising to the mall, saying things like "Oh, my goodness, it's such a warm day today" and "goodie-goodie gumdrops!"

LOL... that just ain't me...