Judges in the UK are soooo out of touch sometimes.

I'm reminded of a sketch on a comedy programme a few years back that went something like this:

Prosecuting counsel: "the defendant was seen stealing a video recorder..."

Judge (interrupting): "a video recorder? What is that?"

Judge's assistant explains to him it's a machine for recording television images.

Judge: "Good Lord - amazing what they can do nowadays"

Prosecutor: "and a CD player..."

Judge: "a CD player? What is that, pray?"

It's explained to him that it's a device for playing back music pre-recorded onto a small disc

Judge: "Good Lord - amazing what inventions they come up with"

Prosecutor: "and one 'Michelle Busty Model 6 Deluxe' sex doll"

Judge's assistant: "That, M'lud, is an inflatable latex life-size doll, though what the Model 6 Deluxe part means, I don't know"

Judge: "Oh, the Model 6 Deluxe is the one with realistic flesh-like latex and flesh tones, and real hair"