Crazy... yeah with stuff like,
(for men) "You think lighting flatulence on fire is high-brow artistic expression."
(for women) "You think stopping to look at, touch and discuss at lenght every freakin' thing in the store is 'just doing a little quick shopping.'" If at first you don’t succeed – try, try again and then quit. There’s no sense in making a damned fool of yourself. – W.C. Fields |