Thread: Why Capital Punishment Works!
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Old 08-01-2007, 01:18 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I propose we abolish the prison system, and in its place hold gladitorial games. We've been pampering our prisoners for too long, spending upwards of $30,000 a year per inmate on these assholes! Cable TV and Internet access? What the fuck!? By holding gladitorial games, we'll not only save on sustaining these criminal assholes, we could actually MAKE money by selling tickets! A spear through the chest is also a great anti-crime ad; Scruff McGruff just isn't cutting it anymore. Maybe the new Scruff McGruff would be a lion, because when he takes a bite out of crime now it'll scream and bleed.