so, my special friend was pleasuring my purple headed trouser trout with her voluptuous lips and, due to my turgid member's overhelming length and width - she gaged and vomited all over it. ...and my good pants and shirt.

i rushed downstairs, knocking over old people in order to remove the now destroyed clothing from my body, which probably wasn't the smartest thing actually. because now my parents know that my sweet pumpkin tits was pleasuring me in their own home.


NOW WUT GUYZ?