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Old 09-18-2007, 01:40 PM   #134 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by mytmouse57 View Post
Why did the masocist cross the road?

He was stapled to the chicken.
A joke inside the dining room at the boardinghouse in the movie, "True Grit". Glen Campbell, who played a Texas Ranger on the hunt for a killer, bore the brunt of the joke, as he was sitting down to chicken and dumplings:

Diner: "Look out for the dumplings. They'll hurt your eyes."

Campbell: "Oh! How's that?"

Diner: "They'll hurt your eyes, looking for the chicken." (laughter)

Campbell: "You sob (something like that in five letters, though)!!!"
Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. Psalm 119:105