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Old 10-29-2007, 09:46 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by garysher View Post
English humour (please feel free to adapt to local conditions)

What do you call a Liverpudlian guy in a suit?

The defendant.




What do you call a Liverpudlian girl in a white track suit?

The bride.

What's the most confusing day in Liverpool?

Father's Day.
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