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Old 10-30-2007, 03:40 PM   #33 (permalink)
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What do you call a deer born without eyes?

No-eye deer.

What do you call him if he falls asleep standing up?

Still no-eye deer.
If at first you don’t succeed – try, try again and then quit. There’s no sense in making a damned fool of yourself. – W.C. Fields