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Old 11-02-2007, 01:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by pensacola_niceman View Post
That wasn't so bad. You beat your wife with a large toothpick when she does not obey. You also don't beat her to make her look ugly - that is forbidden. Sounds fair enough to me.
So the technique proposed by the muslim cleric is:

1. Admonish her up to 10 times (btw this usually works with catus)

2. Send her to Coventry i.e. stop talking to her (this has been very effective with knotty)

3. Beat her with a toothpick somewhere where it won't show

You should ask around a few of your Iraqi co-workers and get their feedback