The world was not created in 7 days well 6 days actually because on the 7th day God sat about doing jack which he has been doing ever since as far as anyone can tell..

and The complete lack of humor in the Bible is the weirdest thing in literary history..I have way to much respect for the concept of God (even if I don't believe there is one I like the concept) to think he has anything to do with the absurdity of the humorless bible.