Protect American Jobs by:
Eliminating corrupt labor unions and the lazy inefficient workers who are members of the same. That would curtail the business interests of the mafia, and make union workers realize that you should actually work for the higher pay and benefits you are constantly bitching about. Make American Companies competitive by:
Requiring that CEOs cannot be bald and/or fat. That CEOs do not receive their incentive pay even when they fail miserably. And....do away with labor unions. Fix the housing crisis by:
Denying loans to mindless idiots. Reduce Government spending by:
Eliminating welfare, handouts, and all programs designed to protect the endangered gay spotted snail turtles. Quit giving foreign aid to countries who constantly betray us (like Israel). Change our tax system by:
Instituting a flat tax (Steve Forbes has it right). Eliminating all government handouts (including welfare) to those who do not pay taxes. |