President Clinton balanced the budget and made NATO actually work the way it was supposed to for the first time ever, during the Kosovo conflict. Admittedly, "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" was a BS copout, but after years of ignoring AIDS and pretending gay people don't exist, Clinton was pretty refreshing. What's not to like?

OK, well, the adultery. But I don't really care about that at all. Presidents have been cheatin' since the beginning of America. The only difference is that Clinton had affairs with women that no one else found attractive, and talked too much about the wrong things.