What?! Hillary swore on Vince Foster's grave that she wouldn't run for president.
She also swore she wasn't running for senator and now New York is saddled with
the worst senator in modern history.

Why would anyone in their right mind want Hillary for president? Consider this, after
four years of President Bush we have no scandals, no real jokes to speak of. OK,
there is that "Bush is a dope" thing but it's pretty much the same as calling him
a racist. It just means he doesn't believe in the Liberal Media's loopy ideas.

Imagine four years of Hillary. We're talking non-stop press conferences in pink
dresses. Monica Lewinsky back under the desk in the Oval Office. Barbara
Streisand singing Happy Birthday Mrs. President in the Lincoln bedroom. All our
favorite Liberal actors can come back from Cuba. -- Sorry, They lied. They didn't
leave the country after Bush was elected.

As they say, "you can't fix it if it ain't broke." Our government is broken but it is
going to take somebody like Hillary being president for the rest of them to notice.
So I say, "Let the games begin."

America needs a bitch slapping and who better than the heavy-handed bitch that
wants to give us national health care. You think HMO's suck. -- Thank you
very much Mr. President Johnson. -- Try bleeding in a socialist emergency room
for a few days.

Even the Germans want Hillary! to be president. After losing two world wars,
they have to get something right.

At least we'll have a chance ot getting the White House furniture back.

Remember if it wasn't for gambling, we wouldn't have sandwiches.


Put a dike in the White House - Hillary! 2004
A Lez in every bed and two twats in every pot.