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Originally Posted by bullwinkle What?! Hillary swore on Vince Foster's grave that she wouldn't run for president.
She also swore she wasn't running for senator and now New York is saddled with
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As a resident of New York, I disagree. We've seen much, much, much worse. Hillary isn't half bad, I just don't like her policies. I'd say Aaron Burr, who wanted to create his own kingdom in the Southwestern United States, and who shot Alexander Hamilton in a duel is the worst. Or Alfonse Martello D'Amato who was basically a racist, sexist jerk. Or
James Wolcott Wadsworth Jr. who was the president of the League Against Women's Sufferage. I could go on.
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Why would anyone in their right mind want Hillary for president? Consider this, after
four years of President Bush we have no scandals, no real jokes to speak of. OK,
there is that "Bush is a dope" thing but it's pretty much the same as calling him
a racist. It just means he doesn't believe in the Liberal Media's loopy ideas.
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Yes, no scandals. Except for The Iraq War. And Valerie Plame. And the Hurricaine Katrina reaction. And a gigantic, gaping maw of a deficit. Yep, no siree bob, no problems at all... If you've been living on Mars since Bush took office.
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Imagine four years of Hillary. We're talking non-stop press conferences in pink
dresses.
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OH NOES, NOT A GIRL IN A DRESS GIVING A PRESS CONFERENCE. OH, THE HUMANITY!!!!111!!!
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Monica Lewinsky back under the desk in the Oval Office.
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Because obviously, Hillary shouldn't be president because she is a lesbian. Obviously. Jesus H. Christ dude, you almost make me want to support Hillary Clinton. Almost.
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Barbara
Streisand singing Happy Birthday Mrs. President in the Lincoln bedroom. All our
favorite Liberal actors can come back from Cuba. -- Sorry, They lied. They didn't
leave the country after Bush was elected.
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Um... Actors went to Cuba? Whaaa? What news have you been reading? And as much as I hate Barbara Streisand, she can't be any worse than Kid Rock.
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As they say, "you can't fix it if it ain't broke." Our government is broken but it is
going to take somebody like Hillary being president for the rest of them to notice.
So I say, "Let the games begin."
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So, who can fix America?
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America needs a bitch slapping and who better than the heavy-handed bitch that
wants to give us national health care. You think HMO's suck. -- Thank you
very much Mr. President Johnson. -- Try bleeding in a socialist emergency room
for a few days.
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OK, as a former resident of Canada, it really doesn't work that way. Seriously. The quality of care is actually quite good, and malpractice insurance is much lower, because people are less likely to sue if the service is free. The quality of care is actually excellent for people with chronic illnesses like cancer, AIDS, etc. And our country has a rising number of chronically sick people as our population gets older. Also. OH NOES, NOT FREE HEALTH CARE. ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!! WHAT A TOTAL BITCH, FOR WANTING TO DO SOMETHING THAT MIGHT BENEFIT POOR PEOPLE!!!!
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Even the Germans want Hillary! to be president. After losing two world wars,
they have to get something right.
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Where the heck did that come from?
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At least we'll have a chance ot getting the White House furniture back.
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Where the heck did that come from?
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Remember if it wasn't for gambling, we wouldn't have sandwiches.
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This is the third irrelevant, nonsensical sentence in a row. I would just like to point that out.
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Put a dike in the White House - Hillary! 2004
A Lez in every bed and two twats in every pot.
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YEAH, FAGS SUCK!!! Oh, wait....