You can call me all the schoolyard names you like. I've been faithful to the same man for the last 21 years. And I didn't have to wait for him to reach legal age first. And sorry, but your opinion on abortion doesn't mean shit, because you are in no way equipped to have one. Until it is your woman who is considering it, you won't, and maybe not even then.

And the way you make sex sound, I feel sorry for your wife. I'm sure she can't wait to hop into bed with you.