| Village Idiot Join Date: May 2008 Location: Not In Sterling City Gender:  Posts: 610 Country:  Level up: 17%, 125 Points needed |  |  Gay Plot Against Me I have always suspected that gay activists imported fire ants into the U.S. to attack law abiding, straight Texans. Today, I was taking a photograph for an industrial magazine when I realized I was standing on a fire ant nest. I could hear Tristan going "ha ha".
I damned near de-pantsed myself. |