I like Billy Mays and think he's a effective salesperson and not that bad looking... nor are you... but please don't call me dude. It took me months to break my son from using dude and I really find it annoying... every time he used it in front of me (especially in front of his friends) I'd call him dudette. For a while dude to him was like MFer is to some black folks if you know what I mean?

When I used hair color and beard color it was because I liked the young girls to still look... why do you? My wife at the time was 13 years younger than me and to be honest it was her idea, what's your reason?

but, whatever, whatever...