I saw this on one of my groups, and I didn't do the editing/censoring.

From:Alan Levin Sent: Sunday February 19, 2006 19:40 To:hac-list@yahoogroups.com
Subject:[hac-list] Random thoughts I'm not sure of the origin of this, but I
thought it was well done. Al Levin - Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed
him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did
business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden"
diversion. - Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but
trade > with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony. -
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multinational
corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation. -
Jesus loves you and shares your hatred of XXXXX XXX Hillary Clinton. - The best
way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while
slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX -
Providing health care
to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is
socialism. - HMO's and insurance companies have the best interests of the public
at heart. - Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science but
creationism should be taught in schools. - A president lying about an
extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist
support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy. - Government
should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution,which include
banning XXXXXXXXX XXX censoring the Internet. - The public has a right to know
about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's cocaine conviction is none of
our business. - Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless
you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers
for your recovery. - What Bill Clinton did in the 1960's is of vital national
interest, but what Bush did in the '80's is irrelevant.