| Head of Security Join Date: May 2005 Location: The Cradle of Liberty Gender:  Posts: 10,380 Country:  Points: 54,307, Level: 100 | Level up: 0%, 0 Points needed | | I think anyone claiming to be in direct communication with any god is a little off kilter. I personally think that people need to stop taking their advice from some invisible man in the sky who throws down judgments from his lofty post, and snap back to reality.
You know what god told me? He told me that he was gonna have a dinner date with Santy Clause and the Easter Bunny next Saturday night, and you were invited. Afterwards they were all gonna ride to Shangri-La on the back of Unicorns...
God told me...
Jeez, get a clue, and come back down to earth. |