This happened to me *Warning-Somewhat disgusting* Dark side of the moon:
I had just finished releaving myself, grabbed some toilet paper and started to goto work. As I was "doing my business" I hear an opening of the door to the bathroom. I am not at all concerned as most people knock before entering the stalls. *It's key to the story that you understand that the stalls have no locks*. Completely bent over, legs spread, an intruder opens the stall while I am sitting there bare-ass and not completely finished whiping! Neither of us had much to say do to the oddness of the situation so as he closed the door I finished my business and left. I cannot feel to bad for the man, he got to see a side of me most people have not, he got to see the dark side of the moon.
That will teach you to knock before entering!
And yes this did happen to me. This story is based on actual events. Godbless, Tadpole.
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