The title of this thread is hilarious!
President Delivers "State of the Union"
WMds are falling!
Narrator: Chicken Georgie was in the woods one day when a WMD fell on his head. It scared him so much he trembled all over. He shook so hard, half his feathers fell out.
Chicken Georgie: "Help! Help! The WMDs is falling! I have to go tell the Congress!"
Narrator: So he ran in great fright to tell the Congress. Along the way he met Henny Cheney.
Henny Cheney: "Where are you going, Chicken Georgie?"
Chicken Georgie: "Oh, help! The WMDs is falling!"
Henny Cheney: "How do you know?"
Chicken Georgie: "I saw it with my own eyes, and heard it with my own ears, and part of it fell on my head!"
Henny Cheney: "This is terrible, just terrible! We'd better hurry up."
Narrator: So they both ran away as fast as they could. Soon they met Ducky Rumsfeld.
Ducky Rumsfeld: "Where are you going, Chicken Georgie and Henny Chenny?"
Chicken Georgie & Henny Cheney: "The WMDs is falling! The WMDs is falling! We're going to tell the Congress!"
Ducky Rumsfeld: "How do you know?"
Chicken Georgie: "I saw it with my own eyes, and heard it with my own ears, and part of it fell on my head."
Ducky Rumsfeld: "Oh dear, oh dear! We'd better run!"
Narrator: So they all ran down the road as fast as they could. Soon they met Goosey Powell walking down the roadside.
Goosey Powell "Hello there. Where are you all going in such a hurry?"
Chicken Georgie: "We're running for our lives!"
Henny Cheney: "The WMDs is falling!"
Ducky Rumsfeld: "And we're running to tell the Congress!"
Goosey Powell: "How do you know the WMDs is falling?"
Chicken Georgie: "I saw it with my own eyes, and heard it with my own ears, and part of it fell on my head!"
Goosey Powell: "Goodness! Then I'd better run with you."
Narrator: And they all ran in great fright across a field. Before long they met Turkey Rice strutting back and forth..
Turkey Rice: "Hello there, Chicken Georgie, Henny Cheney, Ducky Rumsfeld, and Goosey Powell. Where are you all going in such a hurry?"
Chicken Georgie: "Help! Help!"
Henny Cheney: "We're running for our lives!"
Ducky Rumsfeld: "The WMDs is falling!"
Goosey Powell: "And we're running to tell the Congress!"
On & on & on