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Old 05-30-2007, 02:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
I think that could be construded as a threat of physical violence. You could go to jail over that.





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I think that could be construded as a threat of physical violence. You could go to jail over that.
Actually, my friend, he can't go to jail for that. . . You see, he is quoting from an old "Saturday Night Live" episode (Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy). If we put PN in jail, we also have to put Jack Handy (whomever he is) in jail as well! So, the only thing that PN is guilty of here is not citing the source. . .

Anyway, PN - I suggest that the next time you say something like that in these forums, you go on to include the source as well. . . That being said, I hope to see you back on DTT soon, as your input is seemingly well valued and appreciated. . .

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I think that could be construded as a threat of physical violence. You could go to jail over that.
It's from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy. I didn't quote the source because I wanted everybody to think that I made that up.
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[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']I think you need medication. If you really are dead-set against seeing a psychiatrist, perhaps your family doctor can help you. Anger management classes will only help so much. I used to have the same problem; you could see the results of my "temper tantrums" all over my apartment. I even broke my hand once because the screwdriver keep slipping out of the screw. In response to this I punched a concrete floor and broke my knuckles[/font]
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[FONT='Arial','sans-serif']I think you need medication. If you really are dead-set against seeing a psychiatrist, perhaps your family doctor can help you. Anger management classes will only help so much. I used to have the same problem; you could see the results of my "temper tantrums" all over my apartment. I even broke my hand once because the screwdriver keep slipping out of the screw. In response to this I punched a concrete floor and broke my knuckles[/font]

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