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Old 07-05-2007, 12:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A history buff friend of mine (who went off to some high end college in Florida) once told me that Chinese or Japanese mothers would pleasure there sons to make sure they wouldn't masturbate when they should have been studying.
recently, during one of my 5 hour masturbation-athons, i came across a doujinshi that showed a small boy coming home to his mother and asking her to remove the apparatus she had paced on his penis for the day. this device was a belt that wrapped around his penis and he was told that he had to wear it in order to keep him from masterbating.

THE POINT OF THIS POST:

after searching in hopes of acquiring more f*cked up trivia and coming up with nothing, i come here with the question; is this a real device that is used in Japan?
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Old 07-05-2007, 07:56 AM   #2 (permalink)
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1) I don't see why this is classified as NSFW...

2) This is very, very strange...
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Old 07-05-2007, 05:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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because the last time i said even the word "penis", i got an infraction. so i thought classifying it as NSFW may help.
Old 08-05-2007, 02:15 AM   #4 (permalink)
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NOW ITS NSFW


Now that we have a picture to go by - does anyone know if this device really exists?
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1. Ewwwww...

2. Well, considering the fact that you can buy toilet paper and used schoolgirl panties from vending machines in Japan, anything is possible I suppose. Such a device probably exists lol.




3. Ewwww.... (You know what? That goes for the used panty vending machine as well, ewwww...)
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That would be the first thing i would buy if i ever get to go to japan.
And your computer sucks - i dont know why you have its crappy specs in your sig. is it to advertise your suckyness?
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That would be the first thing i would buy if i ever get to go to japan.

I hope you're talking about the toilet paper lol...

And your computer sucks - i dont know why you have its crappy specs in your sig. is it to advertise your suckyness?
How does it suck again? I paid but $570 all together for this thing. (A $280 pre-built w/ monitor and printer from Best Buy last year and $290 for the RAM and video card.) For it having a P.O.S. processor, this rig is pretty damn quick. It was a good deal at the time actually

Now you wanna talk suckyness, see my last PC. (Pentium III, 256MB SDRAM, 28GB HDD, no card; top of the line, in 2000 lol.)

If you must know though I am planing to build one in a couple of months when I get the money.

What's your rig got BTW?
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How does it suck again? I paid but $570 all together for this thing. (A $280 pre-built w/ monitor and printer from Best Buy last year and $290 for the RAM and video card.) For it having a P.O.S. processor, this rig is pretty damn quick. It was a good deal at the time actually

Now you wanna talk suckyness, see my last PC. (Pentium III, 256MB SDRAM, 28GB HDD, no card; top of the line, in 2000 lol.)

If you must know though I am planing to build one in a couple of months when I get the money.

What's your rig got BTW?
Well, I'm sorry i judged it. i didnt know it was from Best Buy. Had i known, i wouldent have made fun of it. it is clearly a high end unit......From Best Buy. perhaps it is one of the emachine units using the stolen capacitor formula known for exploding. or maybe a compaq with award winning technical support straight from India.

you did get a good deal! a free printer? Wow - It must be one of the top of the line Lexmark units giving you a 250 page yeild at $60 a pop. AND it came with a monitor!? wow - it must be a 90lbs 17inch CRT screen the cant support anything higher than 1024 by 768 resolution!

really off topic but if you must know;

My machine (built by me for a little over $400) has a hyper threaded 3ghz processor, 1066FSB, 2gb of ram (two 1gb sticks) - dual channel at 400, one 250gb hard drive and a secondary 500gb hard drive (Sata2), a pny video card with 256mb ram and 540MHz core clock. (PNY VCG8600GXPB GeForce 8600GT), and a not really worth mentioning DVD DL drive with Light Scribe.
the unit is protected with AVG Internet Security and runs at 32°c.
and it looks so cool that you could probably become sexually aroused by looking at it.
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