mytmouse57

Out here in the boonies... "sheep jokes" reach the level of practically being an art form.

Here's a couple of my favorites:

Why is it good to take your sheep to the edge of a cliff?
Because that way, the sheep pushes back.



The shepard had been out in the middle of nowhere with his flock for a long time, and was getting terribly horny. So, he decided to resort to some of his ewes.

However, each time he attempted to approach a ewe with pleasure in mind, his dog would savagely attack him and not let up until he backed away from the sheep.

This went on for weeks, and the shepard was almost beside himself with frustration.

Then one day, he heard a scream coming from the nearby river and arrived just in time to save an incredibly hot-looking young woman from drowning.

"Oh," she gasped. "You saved me. I'll do anything you want... anything at all."

"Sure, lady," the shepard replied. "Would you mind holding on to that goddamned dog for about a half-hour?"

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