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A Poem for the Senator from Idaho, by Auntie Christ: A Poem for the Senator from Idaho, by Auntie Christ:
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Old 08-29-2007, 08:15 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Smile A Poem for the Senator from Idaho, by Auntie Christ:
I Am Not Gay, I Never Have Been Gay
I Am Not Gay Tomorrow, I Am Not Gay Today
I Stand Before You As A Married Man
With My Wife Whose Name Was Dan
Proudly We Can Say To Today That Neither One Of Us Is Gay
As I Look Her In The Eye
We're Proud To Know We're Only Bi.

Auntie Christ
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The forgotten victim in all of this...

I was a humble men's room stall,
In an airport up in Saint Paul.
Then Senator Craig
Cried, "I'm not a fag!"
Now EVERYONE is coming to call!
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