 The Normal Declaration of Independence Dedicated to those who deem normalcy as being a basis for rights and laws:
The Normal Declaration of Independence "When in the Course of normal human events, it becomes necessary for one normal people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the normal powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the normal Laws of Nature and of Nature's Normal God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of normal mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all normal men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Normal Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Normal Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed normal, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Normal People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Normal Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. ... We, therefore, the Representatives of the Normal United States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Normal Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good Normal People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these Normal United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent Normal States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent Normal States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent Normal States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Normal Lives, our Normal Fortunes and our normal sacred Honor."  | 
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