| Mickey Mouse gets a divorce... At the court hearing for Mickey Mouse vs. Minnie Mouse, divorce proceedings.
"Mr. Mouse am I to understand you're seeking a divorce from your wife, Minnie Mouse, on the grounds that she suffers from mental intability?"
"No, no no!!! I didn't say she was crazy.. I said she was fuckin' Goofy!"
__________________ If at first you don’t succeed – try, try again and then quit. There’s no sense in making a damned fool of yourself. – W.C. Fields |