| ||||||
| Gay Marriage Debate and defend your political beliefs as to whether or not marriage should be only defined as a union between a man and a woman. |
 |
| | LinkBack | Thread Tools | Display Modes |
10-29-2007, 02:14 PM
| #1 (permalink) | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Partisan   Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 8,688
 | Man has sex with bicycle! This is a worrying new trend - I thought this kind of thing only happened in AMerica! Still as long as he loves the bike who's to judge? Man who had sex with bike in court - Telegraph Man who had sex with bike in court By Richard Alleyne A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle. Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.  An object of lust? On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.She said: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply. "They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. "The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex." Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police. Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register but his sentence was deferred until next month. He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however. Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993. | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Sponsored Links |
|
10-29-2007, 03:00 PM
| #2 (permalink) | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Council Member   Join Date: May 2007 Location: Wyoming
Posts: 1,766
| Hmmmmm... that's rather odd. I'm sure it's not the first time a bicylce has been, "taken advantage of." Name just about anything.. and somewhere, at some time, some guy has probably tried to hump it. If at first you don’t succeed – try, try again and then quit. There’s no sense in making a damned fool of yourself. – W.C. Fields | |||||||||||||||||||||
|
10-29-2007, 03:02 PM
| #3 (permalink) | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Moderator  Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 4,335
| How did he figure that a bicycle was a "she"?  Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. Psalm 119:105 | |||||||||||||||||||||
|
10-29-2007, 03:06 PM
| #4 (permalink) | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Council Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Wyoming
Posts: 1,766
| Quote:
The curve of the handlebars and the ratio of the front and rear sprockets. If at first you don’t succeed – try, try again and then quit. There’s no sense in making a damned fool of yourself. – W.C. Fields | ||||||||||||||||||||||
|
10-29-2007, 03:13 PM
| #5 (permalink) | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| SIMPLETON  Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In my skin
Posts: 7,854
| Quote:
 | ||||||||||||||||||||||
|
10-29-2007, 03:14 PM
| #6 (permalink) | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Moderator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 4,335
| Quote:
 Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. Psalm 119:105 | ||||||||||||||||||||||
|
10-29-2007, 04:13 PM
| #7 (permalink) | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Community Leader   Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Flint, MI
Posts: 695
 | Even the dog is a bit perplexed...  McCain's a warmonger with Alzheimer's who's gonna start WW3 and Obama's a secret Muslim and a socialist who's gonna turn the US into a third-world country! -Failtards "Madness is like gravity—all it takes is a single push." -The Joker | |||||||||||||||||||||
|
10-30-2007, 12:43 AM
| #8 (permalink) | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Senator   Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Pensacola, FL
Posts: 4,636
| Next we will be hearing about how he is sueing the government for the right to marry the bicycle. | |||||||||||||||||||||
|
10-30-2007, 08:03 AM
| #9 (permalink) | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| SIMPLETON Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In my skin
Posts: 7,854
| Quote:
| ||||||||||||||||||||||
|
10-30-2007, 09:14 AM
| #10 (permalink) | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Super Sage Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 4,080
| Regardless of whether this is a true account or not, I recommend this thread be moved to another forum. It does not have any content that fits with gay marriage. OhDear | |||||||||||||||||||||
|
| Bookmarks |
« Previous Thread
|
Next Thread »
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
Linear Mode
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:33 AM.
