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Old 03-01-2006, 12:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Changing the light bulbs...
***** How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb? ****

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Three to correct spelling/grammar errors.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".

Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."

Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.

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One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with something unrelated and start it all over again!
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Old 03-01-2006, 01:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Changing the light bulbs...
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There is little doubt that the world in general is more liberal than it was 50 years ago and beyond. Conservatives are simply roadblocks on the path to an ever more progressive and liberal world. What a sad existence.
Old 03-01-2006, 06:14 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hahaha that was great!
Old 03-01-2006, 10:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Changing the light bulbs...
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***** How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb? ****

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Three to correct spelling/grammar errors.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".

Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."

Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.

AND

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with something unrelated and start it all over again!
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hahaha that was great!
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You know, you don't have any links to back up any of this.
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Old 03-03-2006, 10:05 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: Changing the light bulbs...
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***** How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb? ****

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Three to correct spelling/grammar errors.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".

Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."

Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.

AND

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with something unrelated and start it all over again!
that's definitely the best joke i've heard in a looong time. nice.
Old 03-03-2006, 10:11 AM   #6 (permalink)
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you forgot

One to claim that the lightbulb was never changed, that it's a conspiracy of a secret society to make you think it was changed
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you forgot

One to claim that the lightbulb was never changed, that it's a conspiracy of a secret society to make you think it was changed
ha! good one.
Old 03-03-2006, 11:32 AM   #8 (permalink)
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you forgot

One to claim that the lightbulb was never changed, that it's a conspiracy of a secret society to make you think it was changed
That's weird...

I e-mailed that recommendation back to the person who sent me the original list, and he said it WAS on the original list, but it somehow got deleted from the list in transit, possibly by the ISP or some other monitoring agency...

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Old 03-03-2006, 12:07 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Quote:
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you forgot

One to claim that the lightbulb was never changed, that it's a conspiracy of a secret society to make you think it was changed
That's weird...

I e-mailed that recommendation back to the person who sent me the original list, and he said it WAS on the original list, but it somehow got deleted from the list in transit, possibly by the ISP or some other monitoring agency...

:P
that's funny
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Old 03-03-2006, 04:22 PM   #10 (permalink)
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You also forgot- one to ask if that blown bulb could have lasted longer if only the first set of bulb installers had installed the bulb while applying the practices of humanism.
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