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03-03-2006, 12:11 PM
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 |  This happened to me *Warning-Somewhat disgusting* Dark side of the moon: I had just finished releaving myself, grabbed some toilet paper and started to goto work. As I was "doing my business" I hear an opening of the door to the bathroom. I am not at all concerned as most people knock before entering the stalls. *It's key to the story that you understand that the stalls have no locks*. Completely bent over, legs spread, an intruder opens the stall while I am sitting there bare-ass and not completely finished whiping! Neither of us had much to say do to the oddness of the situation so as he closed the door I finished my business and left. I cannot feel to bad for the man, he got to see a side of me most people have not, he got to see the dark side of the moon. That will teach you to knock before entering! And yes this did happen to me. This story is based on actual events. Godbless, Tadpole. “I am a Republican. I\'m loyal to the party of Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt. And I believe that my party, in some ways, has strayed from those principles, particularly on the issue of fiscal discipline.” -John McCain "Senator, when you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution. You did not place your hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible." -Jamie Raskin | |||||||||||||||||||||
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03-03-2006, 12:15 PM
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| Re: This happened to me *Warning-Somewhat disgusting* haha. you should have given him a great one liner like "a little help here?". i would not feel comfortable with stalls without locks! --- help me Instant Runoff Voting, you're my only hope --- "There is no such thing as laziness. Laziness is only lack of incentive." Norman Reider, MD Morality is not contingent on religion to exist. Therefore religion only detracts from the purity of morality. | |||||||||||||||||||||
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03-03-2006, 02:10 PM
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By the way, your avatar is funny. Godbless, Tadpole. “I am a Republican. I\'m loyal to the party of Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt. And I believe that my party, in some ways, has strayed from those principles, particularly on the issue of fiscal discipline.” -John McCain "Senator, when you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution. You did not place your hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible." -Jamie Raskin | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Hev you bastard, I was going to change my avatar that......son of a "We could not now take time for further search or consideration, our victuals being much spent, especially our beer." - William Bradford Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right..... Now offering premium membership for only $25.00!! Click here to get started.! | |
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03-03-2006, 02:45 PM
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Did you stumble onto the same picture as me? Beat you to it!  --- help me Instant Runoff Voting, you're my only hope --- "There is no such thing as laziness. Laziness is only lack of incentive." Norman Reider, MD Morality is not contingent on religion to exist. Therefore religion only detracts from the purity of morality. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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Keeping my hand or foot there until I'm finished... Yeah. I'm with you on the "comfort" thing. hehe | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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03-03-2006, 05:11 PM
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I wouldn't recommend taking off shoes in a public restroom environment  --- help me Instant Runoff Voting, you're my only hope --- "There is no such thing as laziness. Laziness is only lack of incentive." Norman Reider, MD Morality is not contingent on religion to exist. Therefore religion only detracts from the purity of morality. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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