Defending the Truth
Articles | Interviews | Politicians | Groups | Arcade | Experience | Donate
  Defending the Truth > General Off-topic > Humor

Humor Please share with us anything that you find to be humorous!

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-08-2006, 09:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
Beer Man
Administrator
 
onthefence's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: stuck in the middle
Posts: 3,409
Country:
Thanks: 98
Thanked 268 Times in 155 Posts
onthefence is offline
Reply With Quote
"Blonde" Joke
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
"We could not now take time for further search or consideration, our victuals being much spent, especially our beer." - William Bradford



Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right.....

Now offering premium membership for only $25.00!! Click here to get started.!
Sponsored Links
Old 03-08-2006, 11:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
Super Moderator
Moderator
 
hevusa's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Seattle (grew up around D.C.)
Gender: Male
Posts: 7,868
Country:
Points: 28,424, Level: 99
Points: 28,424, Level: 99 Points: 28,424, Level: 99 Points: 28,424, Level: 99
Level up: 5%, 1,576 Points needed
Level up: 5% Level up: 5% Level up: 5%
Activity: 100%
Activity: 100% Activity: 100% Activity: 100%
hevusa is offline
Reply With Quote
Re: "Blonde" Joke
good one
--- help me Instant Runoff Voting, you're my only hope ---

There is little doubt that the world in general is more liberal than it was 50 years ago and beyond. Conservatives are simply roadblocks on the path to an ever more progressive and liberal world. What a sad existence.
Old 03-08-2006, 02:14 PM   #3 (permalink)
Council Member
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Rome, Italy
Posts: 1,214
Points: 6,193, Level: 51
Points: 6,193, Level: 51 Points: 6,193, Level: 51 Points: 6,193, Level: 51
Level up: 22%, 157 Points needed
Level up: 22% Level up: 22% Level up: 22%
Activity: 0%
Activity: 0% Activity: 0% Activity: 0%
Send a message via ICQ to prescott911 Send a message via AIM to prescott911 Send a message via MSN to prescott911
prescott911 is offline
Reply With Quote
 
haha good one
-- San Fernando Valley's where it's at
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:53 PM.


 Top Political Sites
Poltical Topsites