Defending the Truth

Any good tailor or seamstress knows that the best quality clothing is made from 100 percent wool, cotton, and so forth. Nevertheless, one need not throw away or destroy clothing which may be of lower quality or a wrong mixture. Wearing such materials is not a sin in itself. Rather, God does not want manufacturers producing shoddy materials in order to take advantage of their customers.

Uh, Okay? Does God regualrly meet with your tailor?

Sure HE does - at the same time your husband is getting fitted for a new ballcap.

No, my husband doesn't wear a ballcap. He just watches The Family Guy and fixes your heating and air conditioning, though not at the same time.

Be glad he doesn't install cable. Then he would have to have a big pot gut and wear jeans that expose his butt crack whilst bending over.

Nope, no cable. And no pot gut either, though he is a bit heavier since he hurt his back.

Oh, then he's sitting at home collecting workman's comp.

Not any more. Thank God. That was a couple of years ago. He has a flare up every so often, but he is working full time without any problems. But I guess he could re-injure himself easily if he isn't careful.

I'm too busy fighting my local animal shelter's free spay and neuter program and making sure my oxen aren't stoned to worry about clothing.