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| Senator   Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 5,836
 |  213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed To Do in the U.S. Army 3. Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic. 4. Not allowed to challenge anyone's disbelief of black magic by asking for hair. 7. Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me. 31. Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions. 32. Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post. 49. Not allowed to trade military equipment for “magic beans”. 50. Not allowed to sell magic beans during duty hours. 52. Not allowed to yell “Take that Cobra” at the rifle range. 60. “The Giant Space Ants” are not at the top of my chain of command. 61. If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean “I have been promoted three more times than you”. 154. Shouldn't treat “piss-bottles” with extra-strength icy hot. 159. When detained by MP's, I do not have a right to a strip search. http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html "(Gay marriage) is a debate about whether you think gay people are part of the human condition or just a random fetish." -- Jon Stewart "Please don't judge others by your own standards." -- Garysher  Last edited by foundit66; 03-29-2006 at 04:54 AM. | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| Beer Man   Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: stuck in the middle Posts: 3,409 Country:  Thanks: 98
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| 200. My chain of command is not interested in why I “just happen” to have a kilt, an inflatable sheep, and a box of rubber bands in the back of my car. lololololololololol hahahahahahhaha somebody owes me a coffee, I just spit it out all over my desk that's great "We could not now take time for further search or consideration, our victuals being much spent, especially our beer." - William Bradford Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right..... Now offering premium membership for only $25.00!! Click here to get started.! Last edited by onthefence; 03-29-2006 at 01:40 PM. | |
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| Website Owner  Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Taxachusetts Gender:  Posts: 5,504 Country: Thanks: 12
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