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Old 05-12-2006, 08:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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AND GOD CREATED WOMAN

She had 3 breasts. She went to the pond and looked at her reflection in the clear water. God asked her what she thought. She held the middle breast in her hands and said that she didn't think that she needed this one. He gestured and it came off in her hands. She again looked at her reflection in the pond and approved, but exclaimed: "What to do with this useless boob?"

And God created man.
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AND GOD CREATED WOMAN

She had 3 breasts. She went to the pond and looked at her reflection in the clear water. God asked her what she thought. She held the middle breast in her hands and said that she didn't think that she needed this one. He gestured and it came off in her hands. She again looked at her reflection in the pond and approved, but exclaimed: "What to do with this useless boob?"

And God created man.

Hahaha good one.
Reminds me of that Schwartzeneger movie with the alien who had three breasts.
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hahahaha that was great!
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If she had just kept it.........




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There she is!!

A connection to Egypt??? as well I see
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