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| Super Moderator   Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: RI Gender:  Posts: 2,846 Country: 
  |  Birds and the bees(and spiders) in Alabama BROKEBACK SPIDERS He was reflecting on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Long legs." Her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Long legs?" the little girl asked. "No", her father replied, "both of them are Daddy Long legs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, it might be OK in California or Massachusetts, but we're not having any of that shit in Alabama." No offense meant to anyone. Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. ~Richard Armour There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. ~Alexis de Tocqueville | |||||||||||||||||||||
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