I received this awhile ago but I thought I'd post it for lack of something better to do right now....
also...it's not really 10 things, but don't yell at me I didn't write it
and I will say this, before I get bombarded for posting this, that I do not agree with everything in this, but it does hang in my room for one reason, I'll let you guys try to figure that out

10 Things You Must Believe To Be a Republican Today

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him
A bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him
A good guy when Cheney did business with him
And a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist
But trade with China and Vietnam is vital for the spirit of international harmony

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body,
But multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation

Jesus loves you and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hilary Clinton

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay

If condoms are kept out of school, adolescents won't have sex
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy
Providing health care to all Americans is socialism
HMO's and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools

A President lying about an extra-marital affair is an impeachable offense
A President lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is a solid defense policy

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution
Which include banning gay marraiges and censoring the Internet

The public has a right to know about Hilary's cattle trades
But George Bush's cocaine conviction is none of our business

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host
Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery

You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.

What Bill Clinton did in the 60's is of vital national interest
What George Bush did in the 80's is irrelevant

Enjoy.

it's funny cause it's true...


thanks for sharing.

That is great. And it's so true!

I can't wait to hear our republican friends responses...

Yea I did find it a bit humorous. I can also come up with many things about the Democrats that make them look like jackasses.

Of course. That's why it's funny. But in all good humor lies an element of truth...
And certainly it's not all true, I put it up for laughs anyway

Oh please do... I don't like them any more than Republicans...

And I could use a good hearty laugh today...