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06-03-2006, 02:52 PM
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 |  Pentagon Announces End-Game for Iraq War The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)  These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists : 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday . "(Gay marriage) is a debate about whether you think gay people are part of the human condition or just a random fetish." -- Jon Stewart "Please don't judge others by your own standards." -- Garysher  | |||||||||||||||||||||
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06-03-2006, 05:10 PM
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| Congressional Representative   Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Needham, MA Posts: 2,335
| Their Humvee "equivalent" will be modified Ford F-250s. But it don't take much to get me by So just booze me up and get me high Ween | |||||||||||||||||||||
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06-04-2006, 03:34 AM
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| Super Moderator   Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Seattle (grew up around D.C.) Gender:  Posts: 8,491 Country: 
| ouch! haha --- help me Instant Runoff Voting, you're my only hope --- "There is no such thing as laziness. Laziness is only lack of incentive." Norman Reider, MD Morality is not contingent on religion to exist. Therefore religion only detracts from the purity of morality. | |||||||||||||||||||||
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06-04-2006, 10:30 AM
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06-04-2006, 02:12 PM
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| The Biker A biker was riding along a California beach, looking out at the ocean. He stopped his bike, and sat there, wondering what it would be like to have a bridge from here to Hawaii, when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me." The biker thought about it some more. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make this woman truly happy." The Lord Replied, "You Want Two Lanes or Four on that Bridge"? | |||||||||||||||||||||
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06-04-2006, 02:29 PM
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| Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Seattle (grew up around D.C.) Gender: Posts: 8,491 Country:
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 That is pretty damn funny. Love is the hardest game on earth, that is for sure. --- help me Instant Runoff Voting, you're my only hope --- "There is no such thing as laziness. Laziness is only lack of incentive." Norman Reider, MD Morality is not contingent on religion to exist. Therefore religion only detracts from the purity of morality. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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06-04-2006, 06:25 PM
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| Congressional Representative Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Needham, MA Posts: 2,335
| Hahaha, that's the damn truth. But it don't take much to get me by So just booze me up and get me high Ween | |||||||||||||||||||||
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06-09-2006, 01:39 PM
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  | Those are both great! Fight the good fight, and die with the enemy's heart in your hand. http://www.armysailor.com http://www.tadpolenet.com/techblog ------------------------------------ Check out my latest addition to the blogosphere Quixotic Journey  | |||||||||||||||||||||
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