By Tony Blankley :

The junior senator from the Empire State may not be leading with her strength with the theme of ‘a time for chatting.’ Of all the politicians who have strode, minced, ambled or marched across the stage of American politics over the years, Hillary may be the one least likely to induce the desire to be chatted up by... [W]hether with politicians or the gent or lady at the next bar stool, the essence of chatting is lightness and spontaneity... Hillary Milhous Rodham-Clinton... is about as spontaneous as the old Soviet Politburo. One has the sense that she has been planning this moment since about 1957... Can you imagine Hillary having a sincere, two-sided conversation with you—a total stranger? She would have that huge painted-on smile aimed at your eyes, while her eyes would be looking over your shoulder to her handler with the exasperated ‘get me out of here’ look... [T]he compulsion to false self-presentation is a disqualifying character trait for the presidency. And unlike her husband, she lacks the lightness and dexterity to hide that fatal flaw.”

Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's
worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn't even looked
for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise
around and
shoot the bull with his buddies while I have to work to pay the
bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even
pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian.
What should I do?

Signed,
Clueless

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him
anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like
one.