Defending the Truth

For a couple years now I 've been blaming this feeling on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.

The population of this country is 300 million. 167 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes.(Joke from my Dad)


p.s. by JudeB
Keep in mind that this is based on actual LEGAL citizens. With the ILLEGAL ALIENS that we have now, not only did you and I lose our jobs......but they are being done by the Illegal Aliens that stole our identities.

Jude
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"You Lose"

I thought it was funny.


Heres another joke: A mexican, A white guy, and A Black guy are walking down a beach. They come up on a weird rusty lamp. The white guy picks it up and trys to clean it and just then a Genie pops out. The Genie looks around and sees the three men and really wants to go back into his bottle so he says that sense there are three of them he'll grant each one one wish. So he turns to the Black man. The balck man says "I wish me and all my black people in America were back in Africa." The Genie says "Done" And the black guy dissapears along with all the other blacks back to Africa. So the Genie turns to the maxican and says "Speak". The mexican says" I wish for me and all mexicans in America to be back in Mexico. The Genie Says "Done" and just like the last guy he dissapears along with all other mexicans in America. The Genie turns to the white guy and asks what he wishes for and he says " You mean to tell me that all the blacks are back in africa and that all the mexicans are back in Mexico?" " Yes" says the Genie " what do you wish for?" To this the White guy responds " I'll have a coke."