That is not true. After awhile, God decided to flood the world and rid it of greed, and corruption. Abraham was chosen to repopulate the world, but there were other people on the world who would "mate" with the sons of Abraham. Therefore we are not screwing our own brothers and sisters.

"God doesn't believe in atheist; therefore, atheist do not exist"

Did not Moses and family repopulate the world, was Abraham also on the ark?

Ummm. I-child...was Moses on the ark???

Ohdear

Who was on the ark???

What is an ark???

Who was Noah???

God doesn't believe in atheist's fair comment, but do you even know the reason Lucifer was cast out of heaven and earth?

Well, I'll fill you in according to the Jewish tradition of the Nephilim (the giants of Genesis 6.2 - 6.5). The word literally means "the Fallen Ones" and is derived from the Hebrew verb root naphal, to fall. The story in Genesis is only a fragment of a larger tradition, another piece of which can be found in the apocryphal Book of Enoch. According to this source, a group of angels sent to watch over the Earth saw the daughters of men and lusted after them.

Unwilling to act individually, they swore an oath and bound themselves together, and two hundred of these "Watchers" descended to earth and took themselves wives. Their wives bore giant offspring. The giants turned against nature and began to "sin against birds and beasts and reptiles and fish, and to devour one another's flesh, and drink the blood". The fallen angels taught how to make weapons of war, and jewellery, and cosmetics, and enchantments, and astrology, and other secrets.

So that's right, we're all facing the eternal fires of damnation because Lucifer got a stiffy!

And the other Nephilim couldn't keep their mouth's shut, now I wonder why god wouldn't want you to have bitten the apple of forbidden knowledge, would we have found out he wasn't really a god?

"And it repented the Lord that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart". This verse immediately follows the verses which describe the evil done by the Nephilim and the resulting sinfulness of the world, and it is followed by God's decision to wipe out all the life on earth with a great flood.

I think their is truth to quite a lot of things the bible has to say, but I dont think the great glorious kingdom is a place your soul goes when you die, I think it's what you look at when you look up at the night sky!

"And I proceeded to where things were chaotic. And I saw something horrible: I saw neither a heaven above nor a firmly founded earth, but a place chaotic and horrible. And there I saw seven stars of the heaven bound together in it, like great mountains, and burning with fire. Then I said: 'For what sin have they been bound, and on what account have they been cast in hither?' Then said Uriel, one of the holy angels who was with me, and was chief over them and said: 'Enoch, why dost thou ask, and why art thou eager for the truth? These are the number of the stars of heaven which have transgressed the commandment of the Lord, and are bound here till ten thousand years, the time entailed by their sins, are consummated."

Now consider this quote from the Necronomicon a fictional work some argue, but also a work Alister Crowley a noticed occultist also got heavily involved in,

The following quotation is from "The Call of Cthulhu" [1926];

"That cult would never die until the stars came right again [precession of the Equinoxes?], and the secret priests would take Cthulhu from His tomb to revive His subjects and resume His rule of earth. The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild, and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstacy and freedom."

- So I ask you does it sound like a glorious second coming for the lord of host's or the father of lies? Don't believe everything you read, Idiots would worship a light-bulb if they'd never seen one before!

"Lucifer, my son, how art thou, wait a moment, whats that in your pants? What the hell are those angels doing to those girls? Stop that this instant thats naughty!" - God

If you've just invented genetically modified livestock, what would your reaction be to finding the hired help screwing them, teaching them secrets, and letting them eat each other?

I think he means Ed Moses

Moses ascended to heaven, in other words he was taken away.

Hardly surprising, upon God realizing his mistake of letting natives watch open heart surgery, he would have put down his scalpel only to turn round and find another native had stabbed his friend in the chest and pulled out his still beating heart, his reaction would have been one of shock, then he would have put that heart back and made the man live again, a miracle to anyone. God was an intergalactic scientist looking for cures to things plaguing his own kind. When the stars align I would hazard a guess it gives them a clear shot at getting from one side of the universe to our side and they will no doubt be very friendly as we are no longer savages eating each other stabbing each other whilst smiling with glee!

Jesus was an attempt from god to help rectify his mistakes, by trying to teach us to live in an enlightened fashion, we responded by whipping him and putting him to death.

According to some when moses ascended his followers all grabbed his feet screaming don't leave us and that left his feet behind in a box I believe. That would have only further compounded their belief that we where savages, imagine transporting up to your star ship and you arrive with no feet!

"RIGHT, thats IT, recall all the angels, we are off" - God

They've been watching from across the timeless expanse of space, "what the hell was that" - God "They've discovered nuclear fusion!"

"What are they doing now?" "Killing each other!" "WHAT AGAIN??"

God knows it's only a little time longer and we will have harnessed the secrets of Dark Matter. In the hands of a child how dangerous could that be?

The anti-matter bomb perhaps? How do we stop dark matter fusion once it's started? When everything surrounding us is composed of it!

Sub-Atomic fusion, god's not going to stand for that, look at the mess we're making already Click--> The Story of Stuff

Dark matter - Something some people in the science community theorize a black hole is composed of, a huge rip / tear in the fabric of space and time. They want to harness it do they, please excuse me whilst I fall off my chair in hysterical laughter, they have no idea what that could unleash!

Time travel (yes) Space travel (yes) Unlimited source of energy (yes)

But if we where to try and get it wrong what are the consequences!

To quote an article in the NewScientist;

It is not reality that has a time flow, but our very approximate knowledge of reality. Time is the effect of our ignorance.

The Threat to Reason: November 2006

End of the world T minus; 3 years -- months -- weeks -- days --hours --minutes -- seconds -- milliseconds

VOTE JOHN

You really think Satan was casted to earth cause he wanted to have sex with women???? Oh boy have you got your stories twisted. If your going to take shots at the bible, you should at least check your refrences.