from another board...


Time to bring back a golden oldie, and dedicate it to Larry Craig.

Tap 3 times with your sneaker if you want me.
Twice on the tank, if the answer is no.
<tap><tap><tap> means you'll meet me in the stall way.
Twice on the tank, means you just have to go.

Larry Craig: "Hey, dammit, this ain't fair. I will write my own damn song, thank you".

Unlike Old Edgar J.
And Mad Bomber LeMay
I'll come out today
And be proud that I'm gay.

Larry Craig: There, I feel much better now. I think I will kiss the first cop I see. Ohhhh. Makes me feel like writing another song.

I took my troubles down to Madam Rue
You know that tranny with the big tatoo
He has a place in the stall next to mine
And 7 little bottles of
Gay potion number 9.

I hold him that I was a closet queen
I've been that way since I was young and lean
He looked at my <censored> and he gave a little sign
and said what I need is
Gay potion number 9.

He turned me out, and then he gave me a wink.
He said I'm gonna mix it up right in the sink
It smelled like turpentine and looked like India ink.
I held my nose, I closed my eyes....
I took a drink.

I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissing everything in sight
But when I kissed a cop in a Minnesota stall
He got mad and raised his fist and then....
He kicked me in the balls.