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Old 10-31-2007, 12:56 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Regardless of whether this is a true account or not, I recommend this thread be moved to another forum. It does not have any content that fits with gay marriage.

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I didn't notice the forum it was in. You are right, there's nothing gay about having sex with a bicycle.
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Old 10-31-2007, 01:00 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Wait, the bicycle cannot give consent or enter into a contract - should this stop them from marrying?

Otherwise, when the guy dies, the bike will be left penniless and destitute, without a stand to leg on.
All the more reason that special legislation needs to be passed to protect bicycles.
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I didn't notice the forum it was in. You are right, there's nothing gay about having sex with a bicycle.
True. They would be 'bi-sexual'.

If they passed the trait to their kids, the would go through a period of being 'tri-sexual'.

I guess a circus performer would be 'uni-sexual'.




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Old 10-31-2007, 09:28 AM   #24 (permalink)
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True. They would be 'bi-sexual'.

If they passed the trait to their kids, the would go through a period of being 'tri-sexual'.

I guess a circus performer would be 'uni-sexual'.




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Old 10-31-2007, 10:31 AM   #26 (permalink)
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So what would you call people who have a thing for mopeds?
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So what would you call people who have a thing for mopeds?

The correct name is mopedophile, and I think that falls under auto-eroticism

Can we stop this now??
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The correct name is mopedophile, and I think that falls under auto-eroticism

Can we stop this now??

Auto-eroticism? That was clever, Garysher.

Then again, maybe Mytie baited you.

The DtT Master was baited!!!

Now what do you have to say?

And do get a grip before you answer!

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The correct name is mopedophile, and I think that falls under auto-eroticism

Can we stop this now??
That was great!! I started to say something but I knew someone would come up with a better answer than I ever would have.
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