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10-23-2007, 04:56 PM
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| Partisan   Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Los Angeles Gender:  Posts: 11,784 Country: 
 |  Today's Wisecracks How does a blonde switch off the light after having sex? She closes the car door. ![[IMG][/IMG]](http://www.defendingthetruth.com/avatars/garysher.gif?type=sigpic&dateline=1221844744) knowuryder: and I should care what some dullard on a message board thinks about me because why exactly? | |||||||||||||||||||||
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10-23-2007, 05:04 PM
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| What does a blonde say after making love? "So, are you guys all on the same team?" If at first you don’t succeed – try, try again and then quit. There’s no sense in making a damned fool of yourself. – W.C. Fields | |||||||||||||||||||||
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10-23-2007, 05:11 PM
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| Partisan Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Los Angeles Gender: Posts: 11,784 Country:
| English humour (please feel free to adapt to local conditions) What do you call a Liverpudlian guy in a suit? The defendant. What do you call a Liverpudlian girl in a white track suit? The bride. knowuryder: and I should care what some dullard on a message board thinks about me because why exactly? | |||||||||||||||||||||
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10-24-2007, 02:26 PM
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| Partisan Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Los Angeles Gender: Posts: 11,784 Country:
| There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M. Signed, The Blonde". She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note... "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!" knowuryder: and I should care what some dullard on a message board thinks about me because why exactly? | |||||||||||||||||||||
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10-24-2007, 02:27 PM
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| Partisan Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Los Angeles Gender: Posts: 11,784 Country:
| When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 Billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C. The Russians used a pencil. knowuryder: and I should care what some dullard on a message board thinks about me because why exactly? | |||||||||||||||||||||
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10-24-2007, 04:02 PM
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 What Profit Is It To A Man...If He Gains The World But Loses His Own Soul {Matthew 16:26} | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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10-29-2007, 10:46 AM
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What's the most confusing day in Liverpool? Father's Day. If at first you don’t succeed – try, try again and then quit. There’s no sense in making a damned fool of yourself. – W.C. Fields | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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10-29-2007, 10:47 AM
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| What's a Hillbilly's idea of foreplay? "Pssssst! Sis, wake up!" If at first you don’t succeed – try, try again and then quit. There’s no sense in making a damned fool of yourself. – W.C. Fields | |||||||||||||||||||||
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10-29-2007, 11:16 AM
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| How do we say "I love you" in Wyoming? "Bitch, get in the truck." If at first you don’t succeed – try, try again and then quit. There’s no sense in making a damned fool of yourself. – W.C. Fields | |||||||||||||||||||||
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10-29-2007, 11:24 AM
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| I use to laugh at blonde jokes, but those that got this thread started are truly disgusting. I would say offensive, except I am not so easily swayed by immature outbursts as that. OhDear | |||||||||||||||||||||
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