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02-27-2006, 03:18 PM
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| Beer Man   Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: stuck in the middle Posts: 3,429 Country:  Thanks: 99
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 |  Virus ***Joke*** should offend everyone If you are not offended by one of these....sorry I will try harder nest time  The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows "We could not now take time for further search or consideration, our victuals being much spent, especially our beer." - William Bradford Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right..... Now offering premium membership for only $25.00!! Click here to get started.! | |
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02-27-2006, 04:21 PM
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| Website Owner  Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Taxachusetts Gender:  Posts: 5,514 Country: Thanks: 12
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 | hahaha That was hilarious! I also enjoyed the Google ad relevent to the content: "Is your PC driving you crazy?" | |
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03-03-2006, 11:06 AM
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| Block Captain   Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 211
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03-03-2006, 01:32 PM
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| Super Moderator   Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: RI Gender: Posts: 2,849 Country:
 | That was great! I like the last one best. I am sure you will manage to offend someone with atleast one of those! Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. ~Richard Armour There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. ~Alexis de Tocqueville | |||||||||||||||||||||
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03-09-2006, 03:13 AM
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| Council Member  Join Date: May 2005 Location: Rome, Italy Posts: 1,214
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