NB so what kind of poopie was it?

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

Definately the dangling type.

It was a stubborn bitch.

thanks. i actually like the look on bush.

Aaahh man! That would really suck.

Don't go to this link if you are offended by this line of men's room humor.

http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/ju..._Diver/?c=&p=6

Another reason bathroom stalls should have locks...

http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/ju...ink_And_Drunk/

Those two videos are classic.

haha, thats a good one. i saw a commercial like that where this guy in a conference room with a woman after a conference just ended and the guy says "you know, i've liked you for quite some time now" and she says "OMG!! I feel the same way about you" and then the guy turns and says "I'm sorry did u say something" he has a cell phone up against his ear.

One of my favorites is of a guy walking into a convenience store with a cell phone attachment on his ear. He's talking to a guy about the business deal he just made, and how he thinks it's a bad one.

The customer walks up to the counter, and tells the guy on the phone, "You're being robbed. Do you hear me? You're being robbed."

The clerk glances and nods to his wife, then picks up a bat and swings (and hits) the customer knocking him to the ground. The wife comes around the counter and inflicts damage upon the customer with some other blunt force weapon. All in "defense" of the store they think is "being robbed".

I think it's actually a commercial for something, but I can't remember what it's for...