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Old 03-03-2006, 01:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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This happened to me *Warning-Somewhat disgusting*
Dark side of the moon:

I had just finished releaving myself, grabbed some toilet paper and started to goto work. As I was "doing my business" I hear an opening of the door to the bathroom. I am not at all concerned as most people knock before entering the stalls. *It's key to the story that you understand that the stalls have no locks*. Completely bent over, legs spread, an intruder opens the stall while I am sitting there bare-ass and not completely finished whiping! Neither of us had much to say do to the oddness of the situation so as he closed the door I finished my business and left. I cannot feel to bad for the man, he got to see a side of me most people have not, he got to see the dark side of the moon.

That will teach you to knock before entering!

And yes this did happen to me. This story is based on actual events.
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Old 03-03-2006, 01:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: This happened to me *Warning-Somewhat disgusting*
haha. you should have given him a great one liner like "a little help here?".


i would not feel comfortable with stalls without locks!
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haha. you should have given him a great one liner like "a little help here?".


i would not feel comfortable with stalls without locks!
I wish I could have done that, it was awkward enough.

By the way, your avatar is funny.
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Hev you bastard, I was going to change my avatar that......son of a
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Hev you bastard, I was going to change my avatar that......son of a

Did you stumble onto the same picture as me?

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haha. you should have given him a great one liner like "a little help here?".


i would not feel comfortable with stalls without locks!
hahaha!
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haha. you should have given him a great one liner like "a little help here?".



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i would not feel comfortable with stalls without locks!
I started thinking about it, and I think my reaction to such a situation in the past has been to put my hand or foot on the door to prevent somebody from coming in.
Keeping my hand or foot there until I'm finished...

Yeah. I'm with you on the "comfort" thing. hehe
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haha. you should have given him a great one liner like "a little help here?".



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i would not feel comfortable with stalls without locks!
I started thinking about it, and I think my reaction to such a situation in the past has been to put my hand or foot on the door to prevent somebody from coming in.
Keeping my hand or foot there until I'm finished...

Yeah. I'm with you on the "comfort" thing. hehe
Just take off your shoes and put them near the door...
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I started thinking about it, and I think my reaction to such a situation in the past has been to put my hand or foot on the door to prevent somebody from coming in.
Keeping my hand or foot there until I'm finished...
It didn't sound like he had a free hand at the time...
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Re: This happened to me *Warning-Somewhat disgusting*
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Just take off your shoes and put them near the door...

I wouldn't recommend taking off shoes in a public restroom environment
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