A husband and wife went to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asked them what the problem is and the wife went into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married.

She went on and on and on. Finally, the counselor got up, went around the desk, told the woman to stand up and he put his arms around her, gave her a big hug, and held her close for a minute. Then, she sat down, shut up, and sat quietly in a daze. The counselor turned to the husband and said "Now, that is what your wife needs at least three times a week." The husband said, "Well... OK... I can bring her in on Mondays and Wednesdays, but Fridays I go fishing."

hahahaha!