A man and his son go to the doctor, the man is told he has cancer and will die within a year, the son is devistated, his dad tells him let's go have some beers and you can meet my friends, the son is shocked but say's o.k. The dad tells his friends at the bar that he has aids and is going to die, after leaving the bar the son asked him why he lied and said he has aids, he told his son that is was so his friends wouldn't be trying to screw your mother.

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